日艹芊芊三百回
1、因为喜欢，所以情愿，没有那么多为什么。
Because like， so willing， not so much why。
2、不求包罗万象，只需该有都有。
Not only the cover and contain everything， there are。
3、婚前爱情是神话，婚后爱情是笑话。
Marriage love is a myth， marriage love is a joke。
4、我不敢对你说：我想你此时此刻。
I can't say to you： I think you're right now。
5、莪们青春年少，可以放声大笑。
We are young， we can laugh。
6、买保险――用不上时痛苦，用上时更痛苦。
Buy insurance -- with no pain， use more pain。
7、师太你死了这条心吧，贫僧爱的是道长。
You have died this heart， I love the road is long。
8、哎呀，骗子，牛肉方便面里面根本就没有牛肉。
Alas， liar， beef noodles， there is no beef。
9、是你的就是你的，不是你的抢也要抢到手。
You are you， is not you want to grab the hand。
10、明明已经习惯了孤单，为何还是如此贪念温暖。
It is used alone， why so my warm。
11、我不过就爱了你一次，你何须伤我这么深。
I just love you， you need to hurt me so deep。
12、路边的野花，也是很牛比的！
The roadside flowers， is also very constructive！
13、世界上有两个我，一个假装快乐一个真心难过。
There are two me in the world， and one who pretend to be happy。
14、每一天都为你心跳，每一刻都被你感动，每一秒都为你忧虑。有你的感受真好。
Your heart beats for you every day， and every minute is touched by you。 It's nice to have you。
15、白雪公主之所以幸福，是因为王子没遇到灰姑娘。
Snow White is happy， because the Prince did not meet cinderella。
16、5年了，我追你5年了，虽说还是没成功，但是我会坚持下去，加油！
For 5 years， I have been chasing you for 5 years， although it is not successful， but I will stick to it！
17、要么直接给老子来一刀，要么就别在老子背后嚼耳根。
Give me a knife either directly， or just don't chew me in behind the ears。
18、能驾御你的人，其实就是你毫不勉强，视如生命爱的人。
You can drive a person， in fact you not reluctantly， as people love life。
19、突然想明白，埋怨一个人不够爱你，是一件很无理的事情。
Suddenly want to understand， blame a person is not love you， is a very rude thing。
20、梦醒之后，才理解在你的眼里她永久是第一位，而我仅仅你的玩偶罢了。
Wake up， she didn't understand in your eyes forever is the first， and I'm just your doll。
21、不能做最快乐的自己，但一定要做最真实的自己。
Can't be the most happy oneself， but be sure to do the most true oneself。
22、命运拉扯着年月的年轮，佯装惟我独尊的老练。
The fate of pulling date rings， pretend overweening sophisticated。
23、我们住在一起，只是现在的我们是进进出出的陌生人。
We live together， but now we are in and out of the stranger。
24、世上只有想不通的人，没有走不通的路。
The only person who can not get through in the world can not go through the road。
25、命运负责洗牌，但是玩牌的是我们自己！
Responsible for the fate of shuffling， but is our own brand！
26、不要在意你在她心里的地位，因为跟本就没有。
Don't care about your position in her heart， because you don't have to。
27、你要记住，你要嫁的不是王子，是把你当成公主的那个人。
You have to remember that you want to marry is not the prince， is to take you as the princess of that person。
28、心里留给他的位置，只盼每天醒来有他温暖的笑脸。
Heart left to his position， just look forward to wake up every day his warm smile。
29、语言代替不了行动，行动才是最响亮的语言。
Language can not replace action， action is the most loud language。
30、由于不能活出抱负中的自我，所以咱们郁闷。
We are depressed because we can't live up to the ideal self。
31、风化了骨的悲哀，在不知不觉中为你开满了玫瑰。
Weathered the bones of the sad， in the unconscious for you to open a full rose。
32、话语本身不伤人，除非，说这话的人对你而言很重要。
The word itself does not hurt， unless it is important for you to say that。
33、为避免酒多误事，请在酒醉时保持清醒状态。
In order to avoid alcohol delays， please keep awake drunk when。
34、我年轻，需要你指点，但不需要你指指点点。
I am young， need your advice， but do not need your point。
35、所谓敌人，不过是那些迫使我们自己变得强大的人。
The so-called enemy， however， is the one that forces us to become stronger。
36、每天都要做两件事情：晚上不想睡、早上不想起。
Do two things every day： want to sleep at night， do not remember in the morning。
37、我最讨厌的事是：家里来客人老妈把小时候的糗事说出来！
What I hate most is home to the guests： mother sent young curious say！
38、加班加点，废寝忘食有时很可能是不具备效率和工作能力的表现。
Work overtime， and sometimes it is probably not have efficiency and ability to work performance。
39、你终于还是后悔了，可惜，我再也不稀罕你的挽留。
You finally regret it， but， I do not want to stay with you。
40、老师总是叫我们不要说谎，一到上面来检查时就教我们说谎。
The teacher always asks us not to lie， a lie above to check when taught us。
41、看着你那不再闪动的头像，才知道你已离我很远很远。
Look at the picture you no longer flashing， you have to know that you are far away from me。
42、你是否像鞭炮一样一点就着？一点就着的下场就是炮灰。
Do you have a little bit like a firework？ A little of the end is。
43、用最实在的个人，才干遇见最大概的那个人。
With the most real person， to meet the most probable that person。
44、爱情不是自助餐，你想要多少就可以拿多少。
Love is not a buffet， you want to be able to take a number of。
45、工资就像女人那大姨妈，一个月只有一次，没几天就完了。
Wages are like women's great aunt， only once a month， not a few days over。
46、人生如此，伤感也罢，幸福也罢，闭上眼睛都是浮云。
Life is so sad， or happy， or close your eyes， are the clouds。
47、别说我不了解你，我只是在用我的方式爱你。
Don't say I don't understand you， I just love you in my way。
48、家庭的幸福需夫妻共同努力，而破坏它，一人就够了。
The happiness of a family needs a husband and wife to work hard， but it is enough to destroy it。
49、幸福就是每天早晨醒来一看表，竟然还能再睡半个小时。
Happiness is to wake up every morning to see the table， even can sleep half an hour。
50、假如我们都狠幸福，这些故事是不是就永远不会落幕。
If we are very happy， these stories will never end。
51、原谅是容易的。再次信任，就没那么容易了。
Forgiveness is easy。 Once again， it's not so easy。
52、本来我的很介意，却在不经意间：遗忘了、说好的、要陪你过生日。
I have a very mind， but in casual： forgotten， say yes， to accompany your birthday。
53、请你们不要拿我对你们的容忍，当做不要脸的资本好么。
Please don't take me to your tolerance， as the capital of shame on you okay。
54、人生就像一杯茶，不会苦一辈子，但总会苦一阵子！
Life is like a cup of tea， not bitter life， but always hard for a while！
55、一个人喜欢你的程度，一般和他回你短信的速度成正比。
A person like you， the speed of the general and his back to your message is proportional to the speed of。
56、不爱我的我不想，讲的洒脱却感伤。
Don't love me I don't want to speak， easy but sentimental。
57、在爱情里我是小丑，但还是那么开心。因为主角是你。
In love I'm a clown， but I'm so happy。 Because the protagonist is you。
58、痴情的女人是正常女人，痴情的男人是好男人。
Woman is a normal woman， love a man is a good man。
59、渐渐的知道了，很多东西可遇而不可求，不属于自己的，何必拼了命去在乎。
Gradually know， a lot of things can not be met， not their own， so why bother to care。
60、我会好好的生活，不为别的，就为这些年我亏欠自己的。
I will have a good life， not for anything else， for these years I owe myself。
61、即使再精明再潇洒，我始终是你眼里的傻瓜。
I will always be a fool to your eyes， even if it's smart。
62、世界之所以美好，是因为它被人间的太多遗憾所映照。
The world is beautiful， because it is the world's too many regrets。。
63、她是完美璀璨钻石，我是卑微随风而走的砂。
She is a perfect bright diamond， I was a humble and walking with the wind。
64、为你哭，为你笑，我哪里不好？你可否让我知道。
Cry for you， for you laugh， I'm not good？ Will you let me know。
65、哥是地球人，别给哥整那火星话。
Brother is the earth people， don't give the whole of the mars。
66、人之所以活的累，是由于放不下架子，撕不开体面，解不开情结。
The reason why people live is tired， because it can not put off the shelf， tear off decent， do not open the complex。
67、想有个简单的地方，可以容纳我的心情。
Want to have a simple place， can accommodate my mood。
68、很多人都想和你在一起，但没人和我一样，想永远和你在一起。
A lot of people want to be with you， but no one is like me， and I want to be with you forever。
69、等哥有钱了，买两套房子，送他们拆一套，自己住一套！
Brother and so on， buy two sets of houses， to send them down a set of their own lives！
70、我祈求上天让我发达，但上天一直让我发福。
I pray to God I developed， but God has made me fat。
71、我不奢求你会说永久，只期望咱们走得远一点算了。
I don't expect you to say forever， only hope we go a bit too far。
72、人生就像妓女拉客永远也不知道下个嫖客是什么样的。
Life is like prostitutes never know what the client is。
73、感情不就是你情我愿，爱至分手何必还要眷恋。
Love is not you love me， love to break up why should love。
74、我不懂的语言表达，因为我爱你的程度不是能说出来了。
I don't understand the language， because I love you not to say the extent of。
75、不要同一个傻瓜争辩，否则别人会搞不清到底谁是傻瓜。
Don't argue with a fool， or someone else will be a fool。
76、就算老到没毛没牙，我也敢装萌很甜很甜的说句，
么么亲爱的。Even when no hair no teeth， I dare to put adorable sweet words， dear meme。
77、憎恨别人就像为了逮住一只耗子而不惜烧毁你自己的房子。但耗子不一定逮到了。
Hating people is like burning down your own house in order to catch a rat。 But the mouse is not sure to catch it。
78、聪明人能洞察事物未来的发展趋势。他们在发洪水之前养鸭，而不是养鸡。
Smart people can gain insight into the future development of things。 They raise ducks before the flood， instead of chicken。
79、本人已成仙，有事请发烟，佛说有烟没火成不了正果，有火没烟成不了仙。
I have become immortal， please smoke， Buddha said smoke not igneous not Zhengguo， fire smoke can not xian。
80、没有观众的音乐会，是为谁而奏没有观众的表演，还有什么继续下去的必要？
There is no concert for the audience, who is playing without the performance of the audience, and what continues to be necessary？
81、做生意的过程就是一个不断怂恿别人放松警惕，而自己保持高度警惕的过程。
The process of doing business is a process of constantly encouraging others to relax, and to maintain a high degree of vigilance。
82、你若不想做，会找一个或无数个借口；你若想做，会想一个或无数个办法。
If you do not want to do, you will find one or many excuses； if you want to do, will think of one or many ways。
