1、女生喜欢让她笑的男生，但她真正爱的，却是让她哭的男生。

Girls like guys who make her laugh, but what she really loves is guys who make her cry.

2、听天气预报说要降温我就笑了，这哪是降温这简直就是速冻。

I laughed when the weather forecast said it was going to cool down. It was freezing fast.

3、以后谁再说爱你，上去啪就一嘴巴子，他要是没还手就证明是真的爱你。

After that, Whoever says that he loves you will click on his lips and prove that he really loves you if he doesn't return his hand.

4、我最想念的人是你，最不想打扰的人也是你。

The person I miss most is you, and the person I don't want to disturb most is you.

5、叫我滚，滚了。叫我回来，对不起，滚远了。

Tell me to roll, roll. Call me back. Sorry, get away.

6、我大好的一个人，凭什么跑到别人的生命里去当插曲。

I am a good person, by what to run into other people's lives as an episode.

7、所谓放假，家里遭嫌，出门没钱，每天特闲。

The so-called holidays, family suspicion, no money to go out, special leisure every day.

8、我没有在等他，只是我还不想喜欢上另一个人。

I'm not waiting for him, but I don't want to like another person.

9、这次月考我要让你们知道，我们年级到底有多少人。

This monthly exam I want you to know how many people are in our grade.

10、愿你一生努力，一生被爱，想要的都拥有，得不到的都释怀。

May you work hard all your life, be loved all your life, have what you want and let go of what you don't get.

11、该来的都会来，该走的全会走，别抗拒，别挽留，别贪恋，别不舍，别担心。

All the people who should come will come. All the people who should go will go. Don't resist, don't keep, don't be greedy, don't give up, don't worry.

12、我就是这样，注定和你不一样，谢谢你的不欣赏，我的风格是限量版。

I'm just like that. It's doomed to be different from you. Thank you for not appreciating it. My style is limited edition.

13、别人只能看见你的脸上云淡风轻，但谁都看不见，你的牙咬的多紧。

Others can only see the light clouds on your face, but no one can see how tight your teeth are.

14、我想成为一个很厉害的人，让世界都为我有点变化，而那个世界就是你的心。

I want to be a very powerful person, let the world change a little for me, and that world is your heart.

15、有兩種不聯系：壹種是忘記了，壹種是放在回憶裏。

There are two kinds of unrelated: one is forgotten, the other is put in memory.

16、不是我內向，只是有些人根本不值得我外向。

It's not that I'm introverted, it's just that some people aren't worth it at all.

17、老是跟你说一些连我自己都觉得无聊的话题，其实不过只是想和你多说几句。

I always tell you something that I feel bored about myself, but I just want to say a few more words to you.

18、我提着老酒走在老街想着旧人说着旧情话。

I walked down the street with old wine, thinking about old people and talking about old love stories.

19、我生气的时候你别笑，你一笑我就跟着笑，这样很没面子。

Don't laugh when I'm angry. I'll laugh as soon as you laugh. It's very disgraceful.

20、我考不过谈恋爱的，也考不过上课睡觉的。

I can't pass the love test or sleep in class.

21、我一秒都没有拥有过，却感觉已经失去了千万次。

I haven't had it in a second, but I feel I've lost it thousands of times.

22、放弃是经过好久才决定下来的，但绝望却可以是一瞬间的事。

It took a long time to decide to give up, but despair can be instantaneous.

23、不管背影多沧桑，总有一天我会笑得漂亮。

No matter how vicissitudes of life behind me, I will laugh beautiful one day.

24、我并不想做个征战四方的女汉子，可是你们谁也没把我当成个小姑娘。

I don't want to be a lady on all sides, but none of you think of me as a little girl.

25、不懂我的人有什么资格对我指指点点，不了解我的人凭什么对我说三道四的。

People who don't know me have the right to give me advice, and people who don't know me have the right to say things to me.

26、如果我用你待我的方式来待你，恐怕你早已离开。

If I treat you the way you treat me, I'm afraid you've already left.

27、把你曾经所经历的变成你内心最坚硬的铜墙。

Turn what you have experienced into the hardest copper wall in your heart.

28、别人都是手牵手，我却手里牵条狗，走一走，瞅一瞅，看谁不爽咬两口。

Others are hand in hand, but I take a dog in hand, walk around, look at it, see who is not happy to bite two bites.

29、人生何处不相逢，终会有一人陪你骑马喝酒走四方。

Where life does not meet, there will eventually be a person to accompany you on horseback and drink around.

30、你在人潮里不知所措，我却跟在你身后，伸手怕犯错，缩手怕错过。

You don't know what to do in the crowd, but I follow behind you, reaching out for fear of making mistakes, shrinking for fear of missing.

31、即使心情再不好，對著重要的人，也要微笑。

Smile at important people even if you are in a bad mood.

32、你越来越能接受现实，而不是越来越现实。

You are more and more receptive to reality, not more and more realistic.

33、不想接我电话你就直说，别老让中国移动替你说对不起。

If you don't want to answer my phone, just tell me straight. Don't always let China Mobile say sorry for you.

34、听说你心里换了一个人再没我的一席之地。

I heard that you have changed your mind and have no place for me anymore.

35、你说清醒容易孤独我就陪你酩酊大醉，你说黑夜太过难熬我就陪你日夜颠倒。

You say sober and lonely I will accompany you drunk, you say the night is too hard, I will accompany you day and night upside down.

36、当个坏人吧，好人没前途除了哭就是细数痛苦。

Be a bad person. Good people have no future except crying.

37、不要把自己的不幸告诉别人，你讲的是你的故事，他们听的是笑话。

Don't tell others about your misfortune. You're telling your story. They're listening to jokes.

38、原来那些痛得快要死去的事情是可以一笑而过的。

It turned out that those things that were dying of pain could be laughed away.

39、我觉得我的数学成绩，很对得起我数学老师的颜值！

I think my math score is very worthy of my math teacher's face!

40、喜欢一个人的时候，看着他的名字都觉得心里软成一片。

When you like a person, you feel soft when you look at his name.

41、遇见你已经花光我所有的运气，我再也没有机会蒙对选择题。

Meet you has spent all my luck, I have no chance to get the right choice questions.

42、劝人的话就像清晨的闹钟只对别人有用却永远叫不醒自己。

Persuasion is like an alarm clock in the morning, which is only useful to others but never wakes you up.

43、为什么有些女生特别坚强？因为她们害怕再一次受伤所以开始学会伪装。

Why are some girls so strong? Because they were afraid of being hurt again, they began to learn to disguise.

44、一个人的时候并不孤单，想念一个人的时候才是真正的孤单。

When you are alone, you are lonely when you miss someone.

45、人往往在闲得蛋疼的时候最矫情最脆弱，在深渊挣扎的时候最清醒最坚强。

People tend to be the most emotionally fragile when they are idle and painful, and the most sober and strong when they are struggling in the abyss.

46、成長，最殘酷的部分就是，女孩永遠比同齡的男孩要成熟。

The cruelest part of growing up is that girls are always more mature than boys of the same age.

47、若三言两语便致使离开，那你从未属于我。

If three words lead to leaving, then you never belong to me.