Big words of western tour （大话西游）
Chapter 1

Site：The wedding

Characters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖

Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.

牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha …….

妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?

牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!

(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)

牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!

Come here! This is my brother.

(牛深情地转向紫霞)

牛：Zixia, listen to me. I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.

妖：I object!

牛：What?

妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!

至：What’s this? Really?

妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.

(剑从至的怀中落下)

妖：Magic Sword?

牛：Let me do this!

(紫跑出，拾剑)

紫：It’s not true! It’s just a joke. It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!

(紫跑下)

妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.

牛：Aaa……

(牛惊慌地跑下)

Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……

Chapter 2

Site: Bull King’s back garden

Characters: 至尊宝、紫霞

（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）

至：Why are you hiding here?

(紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格，至走出来，独白)

至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!

紫：I’ll kill you if you come closer!

至：You should kill me! Kill me! I’d found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. I left regretful after that. It’s the ultimate pain in the world. Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words. “I love you”. If God wants to give a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!

（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）

紫：What can you tell your wife?

至：I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Pandora’s Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything. But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back. I ……

紫：I help you!

至：No, it’s dangerous!

紫：You don’t want to?

至：I do! But ……

紫：I trust you! I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.

(猪喊)

至：Let me do something to my boss first. See you tonight.

（依依不舍）

Aside: The night ……

Chapter 3

Site: Dungeon

Characters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧

猪和沙：Master, master

(两人同时悄声说)

猪：We come to save you.

沙：We come to bring you out.

唐：I won’t go.

猪和沙：Stay here? Why?

唐：There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures. This is because we’re not united enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. That’s fine. This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me; the outside world is just a bigger prison. You go out first. I have something to tell him.

(猪和沙下)

唐：You come in and have a sit!

至：To be honest, I’m not your disciple. I don’t want to be your disciple. Master I know you’re a good guy. Please let me go!

唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ……”?

至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?

唐：“dong, dong, dong ……” is ……

(唐唱Only you)

至：Stop. Stop. I can’t take this anymore, please stop ……

唐：Ohoh ……

至：Damn you, you … I’ve said I can’t take this anymore. Don’t disturb or I’ll kill you.

唐： Monkey King, you can kill me. Life and death are very minor. When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me. Namonitabhaya …

(至跑走)

Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders’ Cave with the Grapes. Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.

The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who’s cut open won’t die at once. He can still see. So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.

After the Monkey King’s death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall …

Chapter 4

Site: The Hole of Waterfall

Characters: 至尊宝、观音

至：Goddess. I’m about to understand your words. I used my eyes to see in the past. What I was dying. I started using my heart to see this world. Then I could see all things clearly. That girl …has left a drop of tear in my heart. I felt her sorrow.

观：Have you given up all things in human world?

至：Yes! Life and death is just minor! …… But I don’t understand why can human’s hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years. What hatred is it?

观：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out hearts.

至：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to do.

观：I want to warn you again. After wearing the gold ring, you’re no longer a normal human. You can’t have human desires anymore. If you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and smaller. It’s very uncomfortable.

至：OK.

观：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say?

至：I had had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”! If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years.

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　　1小鬼当家的
　　妈妈逼着凯文到三层阁楼去自我反省，毫不顾及他的苦苦哀求，并且责备他为什么总是制造麻烦，说整晚都不要再见到他了，凯文一时之间说了气话，要圣诞老人把所有人都变没：显而易见，一大一小两个人都气得鼓鼓的，谁也不肯退让
　　mom:therearefifteenpeopleinthishouseandyou’retheonlyonewhohastomaketrouble.
　　kevin:i’mtheonlyonewhoisreallygettingdumpedon.
　　mom:youaretheonlyoneactingup.nowgetupstairs.
　　kevin:iamupstairs,dummy!thethirdfloor?
　　mom:go.
　　kevin:it’sscaryupthere.
　　mom:don’tbesilly,fullerwillbeinforawhile.
　　kevin:idon’twanttosleepwithfuller.youknowabouthim.hewetsthebed.he’llpeealloverme.iknowit.
　　mom:fine,we’llputhimsomewhereelse.
　　kevin:i’msorry.
　　mom:it’stoolate.getupstairs.
　　kevin:everyoneinthisfamilyhatesme!
　　mom:thenmaybeyoushouldasksantaforanewfamily.
　　kevin:idon’twantanewfamily.idon’twantanyfamily.familiessuck!
　　mom:juststayupthere.idon’twanttoseeyouagainfortherestofthenight.
　　kevin:idon’twanttoseeyoufortherestofmywholelife.idon’twanttoseeanybodyelseeither.
　　mom:ihopeyoudon’tmeanthat.you’dfeelprettysadifyouwokeuptomorrowmorningandyoudidn’thaveafamily.
　　kevin:no,iwouldn’t.
　　mom:thensayitagain.maybeit’llhappen.
　　妈妈：在这所房子有十五人，而你是唯一一个谁也闹事。
　　凯文：我是唯一一个谁是真正获得倾销。
　　妈妈：你是唯一一个调皮捣蛋起来。现在上楼去。
　　凯文：我在楼上，笨蛋！第三层？
　　妈妈：去。
　　凯文：这太可怕了那里。
　　妈妈：别傻了，富勒将在一段时间。
　　凯文：我不想睡觉富勒。你知道他的。他弄湿床。他会尿尿了我的一切。我知道。
　　妈妈：好吧，我们把他在别的地方。
　　凯文：对不起。
　　妈妈：这是为时已晚。上楼去。
　　凯文：在这个家庭每个人都恨我！
　　妈妈：那么也许你应该问的一个新的家庭圣诞老人。
　　凯文：我不想要一个新的家庭。我不希望任何家庭。家庭烂！
　　妈妈：只要呆在那里。我不希望看到的后半夜你了。
　　凯文：我不希望看到对你我的整个一生。我不希望看到任何人任何。
　　妈妈：我希望你不是那个意思。你会觉得很伤心，如果你明天早上醒来，你没有一个家庭。
　　凯文：不，我不会。
　　妈妈：那你再说一遍。也许它会发生。
　　2当幸福来敲门chrisgardner：youhaveadream,yougottoprotectit.

　　克里斯·加德纳：如果你有梦想，就要守护它。

　　chrisgardner：peoplecan'tdosomethingbythemselves;theywannatellyouyoucannotdoit.

　　克里斯·加德纳：当人们做不到一些事情的时候，他们就会对你说你也同样不能。

　　chrisgardner：youwantsomething.gogetit！

　　克里斯·加德纳：有了目标就要全力以赴。

　　martinfrohm:whatwouldyousayifmanwalkedinherewithnoshirt,andihiredhim?whatwouldyousay?

　　马丁：如果我雇佣了一个没有穿着衬衫走进来的人，你会怎么说?

　　chrisgardner:hemusthavehadonsomereallynicepants.

　　克里斯·加德纳：他一定穿了一条很棒的裤子。

　　thereisaniin"happiness",thereisnoyin"happiness",it'sani

　　幸福的幸里面是一个“幸”，不是一个“辛”。或者理解成，y=why=为什么，i=我。幸福里面没有为什么，只有我。

　　i'mthetypeofperson,ifyouaskmeaquestion,andidon'tkonwtheanswer,i'mgonnatotellyouthatidon'tkonw.butibetyouwhat:ikonwhowtofindtheanswer,andi'llfindtheanswer,.

　　我是这样的人，如果你问的问题我不知道答案，我会直接告诉你“我不知道”。但我向你保证：我知道如何寻找答案，而且我一定会找出答案的。

　　whatwouldyousayifaguywalkedinforaninterviewwithoutashortonandihiredhim?whatwouldyousay?

　　hemust'vehadonsomereallynicepants.

　　如果有个人连衬衫都没穿就跑来参加面试，你会怎么想？如果最后我还雇佣了这个人，你会怎么想？

　　那他穿的裤子一定十分考究。

　　don'teverletsomebodytellyouyoucan'tdosomething,notevenme.

　　别让别人告诉你你成不了才，即使是我也不行。

　　yougotadream,yougottaprotectit.peoplecan'tdosomethingthemselves,theywannatellyouyoucan'tdoit.ifyouwantsomething,gogetit.period.

　　如果你有梦想的话，就要去捍卫它。那些一事无成的人想告诉你你也成不了大器。如果你有理想的话，就要去努力实现。就这样。