小护士一枚
1、我喜欢你离我远一点。
I like you stay away from me.
2、有一种畜生，长得很像你。
There is a beast, looks like you.
3、就你好！细的跟根儿牙签似的。
How are you! Fine with ribs toothpick.
4、别仗着自己脂肪多，脸皮就厚！
Don't fight with his fat, is fresh!
5、他讲的你都不行？母猪都上树了。
He spoke of you are not? The sow's in the tree.
6、看你那张脸长得就像插座、欠插。
Look at your face looks like a socket, owe it.
7、我家那三只狗，究竟哪个是你爹？
The three dogs in my house, what is your father?
8、我不是胖，只是瘦的不明显而已。
I'm not fat, just thin is not obvious.
9、朋友妻不可欺，偶尔玩玩没关系。
Friend wife bullied, occasionally play it doesn't matter.
10、好吧！我当你是狗还真对不起狗了。
All right! I when your dog is a dog also I'm really sorry.
11、老娘法眼一开就知道你是个妖孽了。
The old niang eyes opened, you will know a uber.
12、我要说你是个二愣子，我都是表扬你。
I want to say you're a rash fellow, I praise you.
13、你就是个来自三界之外的不明受精体。
You are a body from unknown outside of permeating the fertilization.
14、跟你这么说简直就是在侮辱我的键盘。
Told you that it is in the insult my keyboard.
15、再怎么卖萌也掩盖不了你那逝去的青春。
How show MOE also cannot cover the you again the lost youth.
16、你的小脑真发达，把大脑的地儿都占了。
Your cerebellum is developed, the brain's place is accounted for.
17、作为失败的典型，你实在是太成功了！
As a typical form of failure, you are so success!
18、别用你那无下限的智商来揣测我的行为。
Don't use your no minimum IQ to fathom my behavior.
19、你浪费的粮食都会堵在你去往天堂的路上。
You waste food would down on your way to the heaven.
20、再怎么玩你的劲舞团也玩不出你要的未来。
How to play your audition again also could not play in the future you want.
21、就算再想哭，也要微笑着说一句：你大爷的！
Even if again want to cry, also want to said with a smile: you big ye of!
22、保护自己，关爱他人，请不要半夜出来吓人。
Protect yourself, love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night.
23、别在这里秀下限了，真心不懂你的脑残世界。
Don't show lower limit here, really don't understand your brain remnants of the world.
24、看你有气无力的挣扎，我突然起来怜悯之心。
Faint see you struggle, I suddenly up and compassion.
25、不要以为你满脸青春痘，就自以为青春无敌了。
Don't think you a full face of acne, youth thought invincible.
26、你个鳖货，你妈逼的还是你日的野狗日变异了。
A turtle, you fucking you day is for the dragons of the variation.
27、你真是龌龊到极点，你就是卑鄙与下流的代表。
You are so dirty, you are mean and nasty.
28、长的丑不是你的错，可是出来吓人就是你的错！
Long ugly isn't you of wrong, but it guy that is your fault!
29、本来不想说你的，但是不骂你就觉得对不起自己。
Originally didn't want to say to you, but not scold you feel sorry themselves.
30、混帐东西别在这碍着我的眼，看见你就觉得厌烦。
Motherfucker don't in this matter with my eyes, and see you I feel bored.
31、女人的样貌可以用三字词来说明：天上人间地狱。
A woman's appearance can use three words to illustrate: heaven hell on earth.
32、拜托你不要认为世界上所有的生物都跟你一样好么？
Please don't think all the creatures in the world like you?
33、别人演戏都得带个面具什么的，你连妆都不用化。
People have to take a mask of what, acting you even without makeup.
34、谁碰到你这个衰人谁就倒霉，你他妈的就是一灾星。
Who met you who this guy is bad, you fucking is a tormentor.
35、如此窝囊废的小垃圾还活到现在，真是老天没长眼呀！
Such a loser small garbage still live to be now, really god have no long eyes!
36、你现在跑去照一照镜子，看一下痔疮是不是长脸上了。
Now run as a look in the mirror, you look at the piles is long face.
37、什么坛到最后也都是祭坛，什么圈到最后也都是花圈。
What in the end is also an altar altar, what ring are also laid a wreath at the end.
38、你能和蝼蚁相提并论，因为你就和蝼蚁一样贪生怕死。
Can you and worm, because you are as death and worm.
39、您就说，您要脸，您真要脸，我就没见过比你要脸的。
You said, you YaoLian, you true YaoLian, I haven't seen YaoLian than you.
40、我不敢相信眼前的证据，出卖我的竟然是最亲的兄弟。
I can't believe the present evidence, betray me turned out to be the most close brother.
41、你妈生你的时候，把人丢了，把胎盘拿回家来养大了吧！
Your mother gave birth to you, have lost the people, take the placenta home to raise!
42、睡着睡着就觉得自己漂亮的天理不容，然后睡不下去了。
Sleep sleep feel pretty abhorrent, then sleep not bottom go to.
43、你的脚气足能让地球止息，河水倒流，活人被臭的缺钙。
Your foot enough to make the earth to cease, and the river water flow back, by the living smelly calcium deficiency.
44、八百里都能闻到你骚味，真是为你感到非常不要脸的骄傲。
Can smell you SAO in eight hundred, is really very shameless proud of you.
45、我一直以为你只是皮肤不好，结果你是属于痔疮长脸上了。
I thought you just bad skin, as a result, you are belong to hemorrhoids long face.
46、你感到前所未有的害怕了吗？你的心是否正在狂速的跳动。
Did you feel the unprecedented fear? Are your heart beat crazy speed.
47、你看看你的样子，简直就是刚刚在沼泽地里爬出来的人渣。
You take a look at your appearance, it is just in the swamp climb out of the scum.
48、没见过你这么笨的，你那是猪脑子吗，怎么就那么不开窍呢！
Haven't seen you so stupid, you is that a pig brain, how so don't begin to understand!
