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1、把别人的电话听筒粘在底座上。
The handset glue on the base of others。
2、用胶水把所有鸡蛋粘在纸箱里。
Use glue to stick all eggs are to be packed in cartons。
3、把洗手间门上的男女指示牌互换。
Out of the bathroom door sign swap men and women。
4、把别人的电脑屏保换成蓝屏死机图。
Other people's computer screen saver with blue screen of death。
5、把食品藏在垃圾桶里，有人经过时抓出来吃。
Hid food in the garbage can， someone passes out to eat。
6、把冰箱里的所有鸡蛋都煮熟，再放回去。
Boil all the eggs in the refrigerator， put it back again。
7、把别人电脑键盘上的按键随意调换几个。
The optional exchange a few others on the computer keyboard keys。
8、在别人的笔尖上涂卸甲油，笔就会写不出字。
On someone else's pen off oil， pen will not write a word。
9、在一条肥皂上涂满卸甲油，这样肥皂不再起泡。
On a bar of soap with unloading oil， no longer this soap bubbles。
10、编一个假消息，让不同的人去跟同一个人说。
Make up a fake news， let different people with the same person said。
11、在别人的汽车排气管里放个气球，车发动时发出爆炸声。
Put a balloon in someone else's car's exhaust， during a car explosion。
12、找一扇常用的门，沿门框把整扇门用塑料薄膜包起来。
To find a common door， along the frame the whole door with plastic wrap。
13、从别人的办公室里拿走点什么，并留下一封勒索信。
From someone's office to take away something， and leave a blackmail letter。
14、在奥利奥的管装奶油包装里灌满牙膏请别人吃。
In the tubes of cream package of oreos filling toothpaste please others eat。
15、取下门把手，装到门的另一侧，并且让门开着。
Take the door handle， to the other side of the door， and leave the door open。
16、借别人的手机，把语言设置为一种外语。
Borrow someone else's cell phone， set the language as a foreign language。
17、在别人车上留张便条，为一起从没实际发生事故道歉。
Leave a note on others car， apologize for never actually occurred accident。
18、把办公室的时钟、同事计算机的时间都拔快或拔慢一个小时。
All the time clock， the office computer fast or slow pull pull an hour。
19、在杯底粘上一块磁铁，放到车顶上，开着车四处兜风。
Stick on a magnet in the bottom of a cup， put it on the roof， drove around for a ride。
20、卸下淋浴龙头，在水管里放个嘘嘘糖，再把龙头拧回去。
Unload the shower head and put a hush sugar in water pipe， then put the head back。
21、在别人卧室里藏个闹钟，闹铃设为凌晨3点。
In other people hiding an alarm clock in the bedroom， the alarm is set to 3 o 'clock in the morning。
22、带多套衣服去上班，每隔一小时换一次，并且装作若无其事。
Take more clothes to go to work， change once every hour， and pretend as if nothing had happened。
23、如果办公楼只有一个入口，在门上挂一块“请使用其他入口”标志。
If the office building is only one entrance， on the door hung a "please use other entry" sign。
24、买些内衣，写上一个同事的名字，扔在办公室的洗手间地板上。
Buy some underwear， write the name of a colleague， thrown on the floor of the office bathroom。
25、隐藏别人电脑桌面上的所有图标，并把壁纸换成隐藏图标前的桌面截图。
Hide all desktop ICONS， others and change the wallpaper to hidden icon in front of the desktop screenshot。
26、在别人的鼠标底部贴一小片即时贴，他会以为鼠标坏掉了。
In other people's at the bottom of the mouse put a small piece of post-it note， he would think that the mouse is broken。
27、在洗手间唯一的马桶前放一条裤子和一双鞋，看上去始终有人在用。
The only toilet in the bathroom before put on a pair of trousers and a pair of shoes， it seems that someone is always in use。
28、把别人的香烟烟嘴在Orajel牙疼水里浸一浸，让他抽烟时嘴唇发麻。
Other people's cigarette smoke cigarette holder of immersion in water with Orajel toothache "， let him to smoke when lips and needles。
29、藏一枝水枪，走进洗手间，找个正在小便的人站在他身边，假装小便的样子，每隔几秒钟往墙上喷一点水。
Hide a water gun， walked into the bathroom， find someone who is urinating standing beside him， pretending to urinate， every few seconds to spray water on the wall。
